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IT CAN BE GAME TIME NOW.

So, pictishlass and I have this radio show on Wednesdays from 2:30pm to 4pm. It's name: You Lying Sack of Sh*t. (tune in, http://www.wcbn.org)
Pretty much, it is a game show of lies. We take turns giving each other scenarios of a strange event that they are required to recall, revealing all of the grizzly details.

So, since we are the only two Lolitas in the radio show group of 7, we decided we should play You Lying Lolita. We have been playing for a while making up many silly and ridiculous situations. We decided to share our fun game with you, egl!
Of coarse this won't work as well because its not being spoken, but it gives us all a chance to be creative and make up funny crap that is obviously not true.


About that time I beat up Isobe-sama...
I'd won a trip to Japan, through a Shoujou Beat contest
Naturally my first stop was BtSSB
Anyways, upon arrival I was horrified to find that I'd lost my wallet on the subway
But I spotted that JSK that I love so much. You know - the red plaid one?
I wasn't certain what to do, and then....
I saw ISOBE SAMA walk through the door
Well, what's a girl to do in such a situation?
Naturally, I jumped him, and using my muscles gained from many hours of loli weight lifting, began to twist his arm
While I sat on him
And while he did it I threatened to call Mana as reinforcement
And at that threat he gasped out:
"Please, don't do that. I don't want to suffer the same fate as Gackt, and be doomed to a life of plasticity"
So I sweetly told him that if he'd only let me have that JSK, I'd leave and never come back
Which he agreed to
Funny thing is though, a couple of months after my return to the states...
I received a phone call
"Please come back to Japan" pleased Isobe-san
Mana sent his ninjas to menace my store
"Please, come and act as the official BtSSB body guard"
And he promised to pay me in pinecones and lace
So of course I took up his offer
And that is why I now live in Japan, in a cardboard box outside of BtSSB
It's a nice box too. Pink with lace trim
THE END!


I hope you get the idea. This is meant to be a silly and fun game.
RULES:
1. Must be Lolita related.
2. Must be obvious Bull Sh*t.
3. Must be awesome.
4. Elaborate.
:D


SCENARIO 1. Hey, egl, tell me about that one time when it was raining brand and you ended up choking on a sock.
SCENARIO 2. REmember that time you got sucked into a time machine, ended up in ancient Rome, and saw Isobe and Mana in a gladatorial fight? Tell me again, I kind of forgot D:

Those two for starters, I will add ones that you suggest (ONLY AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLETED ONE SCENARIO) :D Have at it my droogs.
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