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Sub Species: Lolita
Habitat: Japan, Europe and North America
Biological Niche: They don the haute couture of the Otakudom and are generally considered the Apex females. Hunted by most other male otakus without much success. The only organism capable of stopping a FYG stampede.
Population: Numbers are few because it is very difficult to purchase and equip the items necessary to a Lolita(nessiary for the image of Lolita x.x ). Unlike other subspecies, a lolita must have the best body and face to go along with their clothes, if not they’ll be dumped into the other sub species of Fauxloli.
Morphological Features: Extremely attractive to all males and females (don't we feel loved^0^). Fashionable and vain, these females are the equivalent of Elfs from Middle Earth. But most male otakus are unable to judge if these are real Lolitas or Fauxloli due to a lack of fashion aesthetics judging capability.(yea... some people really can't tell us between the whores pretending to be us, or between cosplayers and the real Lolita)
Diet: Nothing but the best lolita clothes, preferably from famous brands.(and high tea x.x!!)
Habits: Due to their high maintenance, Lolitas are generally snobby and catty females who look upon the rest of mankind as teabags. Used ones. They also tear the subspecies Fauxloli, asunder with their sharp claws and evil words.(o.o.... we're snobby... yea we're sooo rich x.x...*SARCASM* we try to afford as many dresses as we can but realli most of us only have minimum pay at our jobs T_T)
Sub Species: Fauxloli
Habitat: Everywhere the Lolita exists.
Biological Niche: Failed transformations of Lolitas. They are cruelly abused by their masters, the Lolitas. A damned existence.
Population: A few times as many as the Lolitas.
Morphological Features: Wears cheap, off the shelf, mass produced lolita costumes which are either ill-fitting or just bad looking. Sometimes, even authentic lolita apparel are unable to aid Fauxloli in their transformation to Lolita as they are hindered by poor physical form.
Diet: Lolita wannabe fashion.
Habits: Despite their apparent failures, they still retain the snobbishness of Lolita. Despite the rest of mankind looking upon them as used teabags, they treat others as dirt too. Through sheer numbers on occasion, they take down a pure Lolita. By force. Generally in a one on one situation, the Fauxloli is devoured by the Lolita.