ALL THE DRESSES ARE BURNING!!!
They have all been infected by a plague of alien RORIMOTHUS who have been spreading destruction and death to your lolita wardrobe and must be burned to stop them developing into giant flesh eating monsters and spreading throughout the globe via the the er... water system or some such global disaster thing. Convincing no?
Have none of you seen "Earth Defence Force 2017"???
I hand thee a vial of anti-rorimoth, but it is only enough to save one loli dress, you can choose any dress in the history of loli! and it's FOR FREE! YAY!
Did I just say It is only enough to save one dress! Oh yus!
WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE???
(by the way as if by magic, they're all gonna fit you - hurrah!)
I'm saving this one:
So over the top, so unpractical and so only worn to burlesque parties so far >.<
(await for next weeks question... ummm...O_o)