So, after the joking idea of Lolita "mythology" came up a couple of posts ago
, I thought I'd take a crack at it off the top of my head, as we all know how serious this fashion is. ;) Feel free to make up your own or add to this one, and remember, have fun with it!
In the beginning there were Kawaii and Kowai, the first heavenly twins of girliness. One day they decided to try out a new fashion that would truly reflect their eternal cuteness and went on a quest. They finally, after five long minutes of arduous questing and a whole ten seconds without seeing anything pink, found a strange, mute goddess with blue hair who sold them a sacred Book of Patterns in exchange for some whiteface.
To celebrate their success, they ate lots of sweets before they started to sew their new fashion.
Unfortunately, neither had paid much attention in kanji class and they were both high on sugar, so they couldn’t remember if the most important kanji and numbers on the pattern were for “dress length” or “skirt length”. Kawaii went with skirt length, and ended up with a beautiful, frilly dress that came to her cute little knees.
Kowai went with dress length, and ended up with a beautiful, frilly dress so short it went just about all the way up to her coochie.
Thus began the Great Divide of Lolitadom.
EDIT: Glad to see y'all liked it! Thank you! ^_^