A handsome young prince, whose parents ruled the land,
Was told he should take a young lady's hand.
His faithful knight was an insightful man.
Knew this was something the prince wouldn't stand.
So together the two concocted a plan...
An open call was cast, to any interested lass.
"Come to the palace grounds at three,
And display your talents for the prince to see."
The candidates arrived and stood in a line.
All displayed their skills, one at a time.
"I can balance the accounting books of the kingdom using my head."
"I juggle awkwardly with loaves of bread."
"I own many, many, rings ♥"
"I can carry heavy things!"
"I can sing, I can dance...
Like I have spiders in my pants!"
"None of you have talents that I like.
I would rather see all of you fight."
"Ladies, stop this violence!
None of this makes any sense!"
Upon hearing this, the ladies said,
"How dare the Prince make fools of us...
Off with his head!"
The prince turned and fled.
His faithful knight found him cowering,
Behind a bush that was not towering.
Upon seeing his knight, the prince turned and said,
"Actually, it's you who I wish to wed.
Let's run away to San Francisco instead.
I don't need to be royalty,
I just want to live with you happily."
"You're kind of a brat, selfish and rude,
But I hate to admit..."
"...I love you too!"
Hand in hand, the two ran to the bay
And had a fine wedding day!
~ THE END ~
mhikaru: The Prince, Many Rings, photography and photo editing
j9isawesome: Spider Pants
lovelyona: Bread Juggler
strawrose: Book Balancer
pure_terrorist: The Knight, Heavy Things, story and planning
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