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The EGL ABCs

This is deeply stupid, but I was bored so I wrote an alphabet poem about Lolita in (mostly) iambic pentameter. Feel free to come up with your own version. Or to ignore this entirely.




A is for Alice, as in Wonderland.

B is for our ever beloved Brand.

C is for Con Panels we like to host.

D is for Dream Dress: the one you want most.

E is for Ero. Not much fabric there.

F is for Fake as a Lolita’s hair.

G is for Guro, like KG’s last scene.

H is for Head Eating Bows by AP.

I is for Isobe, Baby’s top gun.

J is for Japan where the style comes from.

K is for Kawaii, “cute” in Japanese.

L is for Lace. We want more, please!

M is for Mana, the girliest bro.

N is for Nabokov. Oh god, please no!

O is for Ouji, boys with whom we flirt.

P is for Petticoats under our skirts.

Q is for Qutieland, saves us a trip.

R is for Ruffles, like Lay’s tasty chips.

S if for Secrets, where we can be dicks.

T is for Tea, which we drink till we’re sick!

U is for Umbrellas. I mean parasols.

V is for VW shoes; watch us fall!

W is for Wa with its kimonos.

X is for Xenophobia which we don’t know.

Y is for “Why are you dressed like Bo Peep?”

Z is for Zeal: We shop instead of sleep!



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