A is for Alice, as in Wonderland.
B is for our ever beloved Brand.
C is for Con Panels we like to host.
D is for Dream Dress: the one you want most.
E is for Ero. Not much fabric there.
F is for Fake as a Lolita’s hair.
G is for Guro, like KG’s last scene.
H is for Head Eating Bows by AP.
I is for Isobe, Baby’s top gun.
J is for Japan where the style comes from.
K is for Kawaii, “cute” in Japanese.
L is for Lace. We want more, please!
M is for Mana, the girliest bro.
N is for Nabokov. Oh god, please no!
O is for Ouji, boys with whom we flirt.
P is for Petticoats under our skirts.
Q is for Qutieland, saves us a trip.
R is for Ruffles, like Lay’s tasty chips.
S if for Secrets, where we can be dicks.
T is for Tea, which we drink till we’re sick!
U is for Umbrellas. I mean parasols.
V is for VW shoes; watch us fall!
W is for Wa with its kimonos.
X is for Xenophobia which we don’t know.
Y is for “Why are you dressed like Bo Peep?”
Z is for Zeal: We shop instead of sleep!