A Contest Reminder Game (aka: Really Bad Jokes Gone Wild)
This month, the contest theme is `April Flowers,` as opposed to May flowers. So what does that mean?
No pilgrims this year! (TIDDY-BOOM)
*crickets*
...Which brings me to my point. While we`re all dreaming up magnificent floral accessories to submit to this month`s official EGL contest, let`s have a few laughs! As has been said by someone, if you can`t lol at the fashion, you`re just an ita. So I`ll start the ball rolling!
A lolita walks into a bar and says...
OUCH!
Why was the sweet lolita banned from the cupcake shop?
Because they disapproved of cannibalism.
Why is an elephant large, gray, and wrinkly?
Because if it were poofy and wore makeup it`d be a lolita.
How do you know if there`s a lolita in your refrigerator?
Because everything that isn`t name brand is thrown out.
How do you know if there are two lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because the name brand stuff is thrown out and the rest is in rainbow order.
How do you know if there are three lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because there is nothing in your refrigerator except macarons.
How do you know if there are four lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because your refrigerator is empty and they are having a tea party in your kitchen!
How do you put a gothic lolita in your refrigerator?
Open the door, put the lolita in, close the door.
How do you put a classic lolita in your refrigerator?
Open the door, take the gothic lolita out, put the classic lolita in, close the door.
All the lolitas are going to a grand lolita convention but one. Which one?
The classic lolita that`s in the refrigerator.
On the way to the lolita convention, a sweet lolita comes to a river filled with crocodiles with no bridge or boat. How does she get across?
She swims. The crocodiles are diabetic.
And finally, the joke I made up about three years ago but, alas, have never been able to use...
Q: What did the chubby lolita say when she tried on the Secret Cake Factory JSK?
A: Pan-pan desu!
...
...
(okay, okay. Pan-pan is slang for `a little too small.` Pan also means bread. See? Seeeee??????)
Aaaaaaaaaaand that`s all! Go submit something to the contest or leave a joke here! The worse, the better. I think we will laugh at them anyway. If you need help, use this to start you off:
Why did the lolita cross the road?
No pilgrims this year! (TIDDY-BOOM)
*crickets*
...Which brings me to my point. While we`re all dreaming up magnificent floral accessories to submit to this month`s official EGL contest, let`s have a few laughs! As has been said by someone, if you can`t lol at the fashion, you`re just an ita. So I`ll start the ball rolling!
A lolita walks into a bar and says...
OUCH!
Why was the sweet lolita banned from the cupcake shop?
Because they disapproved of cannibalism.
Why is an elephant large, gray, and wrinkly?
Because if it were poofy and wore makeup it`d be a lolita.
How do you know if there`s a lolita in your refrigerator?
Because everything that isn`t name brand is thrown out.
How do you know if there are two lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because the name brand stuff is thrown out and the rest is in rainbow order.
How do you know if there are three lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because there is nothing in your refrigerator except macarons.
How do you know if there are four lolitas in your refrigerator?
Because your refrigerator is empty and they are having a tea party in your kitchen!
How do you put a gothic lolita in your refrigerator?
Open the door, put the lolita in, close the door.
How do you put a classic lolita in your refrigerator?
Open the door, take the gothic lolita out, put the classic lolita in, close the door.
All the lolitas are going to a grand lolita convention but one. Which one?
The classic lolita that`s in the refrigerator.
On the way to the lolita convention, a sweet lolita comes to a river filled with crocodiles with no bridge or boat. How does she get across?
She swims. The crocodiles are diabetic.
And finally, the joke I made up about three years ago but, alas, have never been able to use...
Q: What did the chubby lolita say when she tried on the Secret Cake Factory JSK?
A: Pan-pan desu!
...
...
(okay, okay. Pan-pan is slang for `a little too small.` Pan also means bread. See? Seeeee??????)
Aaaaaaaaaaand that`s all! Go submit something to the contest or leave a joke here! The worse, the better. I think we will laugh at them anyway. If you need help, use this to start you off:
Why did the lolita cross the road?