Once upon a time there was a lolita.
And one day, she found a book.
One that talked of a sweet life of frills and candy
All she could do was read!
She would sleep under the coffee table.
And in the morning, read again.
All she could think about was the book.
She couldn't eat or sleep anymore.
Slowly, but surely, she got weaker and weaker.
And her story met an untimely end.
So beware of the book of sweets and frills.