Poop! (pure_terrorist) wrote in egl,
Poop!
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My Transformation: A story


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There once was a girl who liked to have a rough time.

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She had a few vices,

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and did a lot of crime.

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She provoked many fights,

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and usually won.

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But one night, in the gutter, she said, "Fuck it, I'm done."

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"Finally," said a voice beyond some fences.
"I thought you'd never come to your senses."

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"I must've been beaten pretty bad by those thugs. That, or it was all those drugs."

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"I assure you I'm no crazy yuppy. To prove it, I'll turn this beer bottle..."

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"Into a puppy."

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"Okay, David Bowie, I totally believe you."

"Wonderful. Now all I need to do, is say hamster, squash, poopy, kazoo!"

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The girl awoke in another place,

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dressed in clothes with frills and lace.

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She found that she had lost her desire, to curse every morning and start a fire.

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She wanted now to date nice boys, not go to punk shows and make a lot of noise.

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"I know I said that I was done."

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"But this life, hmmm, it isn't much fun."

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The Fairy Goddad appeared again.

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"I'll grant you another wish my friend."

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The girl awoke from her repose, to find herself in different clothes.

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She now discovered she could have a good time,

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without committing so many crimes.

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The moral of this silly little fable,
is that the middle path is most stable.

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THE END!

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Fairy Goddad/David Bowie: wuffie_chan
Crust punk/lolita kid: pure_terrorist





Step 1: Show up at my friend's house. I wanted to take photos in her lovely yard.

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Step 2: Put on undergarments. SEXY!

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Step 3: Slap on some a ton of spackle, lashes, circle lenses, face jewels...

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I look like a terrifying mime.

Step 4: Become a different human being.

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Woah.


Thanks for looking!

Special thanks to my friends who helped out. I couldn't have done it without you guys, so thanks.
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