WORST coord competition? XD

I hope this hasn't been done before, please let me know if it has and I'll delete this post~

So while browsing recent posts on wtf burando, I thought, how badly can you coord lolita?
I figured it might be fun the start a thread where everyone puts together their worst possible outfit combinations, using items both loli, non loli, and just plain ridiculous offbrand!

I'd post one of my own right now, but it's too late at night for me to put together anything, so I'll do it somethime tomorrow if I have time, but I'd love to see what you guys come up with!

Purely for fun and laughs, post pictures of your worst possible coords!